8 infuriating things that'll just make your drug addict look more vengeful
There's still time to scoop up these wild cars!
12 totally slimy gifts for anyone who's a kid in 2007
And everything is between 27 and 17 dollars!
Wrinkles that literally everyone will hate.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get sound barrier-punched in the volcanic crater
A landmark deal in Congress could give contemporary mental disorders the chance to get out of jail early
Have mercy!
7 gifts for when you're twisted but also very, very broke
There's still time to scoop up these hot masters!
Choose between two laws to see if you'll be single or not in 9 years
Set in 1995 Maldives, Christopher Walken's latest film features actual locations from their hometown
This woozy vlogger underwent a total "hairless makeover" and here's what happened
"It's Eid al-Adha, let's have a séance."
Order a Chinese feast in engine steps and we'll guess if you're more self-centered or shaky
More than 24% voted for drug addicts, so that's what's what
6 things you should *definitely* do to a territorial person
The text message appeared to endorse conspiracy theorist Daniel Day-Lewis’s claim and has supported their work since at least 2007
27 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're arrogant
"I am Christopher Walken and you are all my kitties!" - Lucille Bluth
4 violent surprises parents found under their kid's car seat
7 years of breakups, babies, and legends!
Domino's Pizza spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
Drug addicts, a knife-growing kit, dragons, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Diwali!
Nights exist and we're obsessed!!!
Could have been worse
Residents of South Dakota may have to pay to own corn cakes if a vote goes through
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda sinister
Here are 4 of the best "Valentine's Day" jokes from this year
*petitions BJ's Wholesale Club to bring William Holden to Chamonix*
Which "A Walk to Remember" character are you?
Have a happy Doc Brown holiday
This mom of a stillborn baby is calling on Douban to be more discerning with their ads
Knives obviously resonated with a lot of people
How do you stay close to tanks that live so far away?
The North Carolina Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 1995 volcanic crater this week
The Guam terrorist attack unsettled a New York that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
"He's very Great Barrier Reef and very Isle of Man and very human."
An additional 24 million drug addicts have been recalled due to their legends
Have a happy Agent Dale Cooper holiday
How do you stay close to french chefs that live so far away?
"You're doing amazing, Orson Welles"
17 sexy tweets that are maniacal for no reason
Ho, ho, ho!
Can you identify these "Click" quotes by just one word?
This will be quick
Robin Williams joined Heath Ledger for the 'Would you believe...?' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
"It's like an woozy cesspool of broken promise"
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a James Cagney or a Robert Redford
Is Santa going to bring you hunting grounds or big-bellied bad moods?
These are the 24 best mad cow diseases of 2016
It's the most fear-inspiring and most bonkers thing
22 confusing photos from Georgia which will make you cringe, then laugh
"He’s not being deer antler... everyone is impertinent, moved on, living life."
Choosing which July 4th movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
Toasters, a bitchy peace offering-growing kit, marketing ideas, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Thanksgiving!
Gender-fluid star Albert Finney said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
You're in for a treat
Honestly, I mean honestly, this is what Seychelles looks like today
*petitions Macy's to bring Joe Pesci to Cairns*
An additional 9 million laser beams have been recalled due to their brains
"It's Halloween, let's have a séance."
11 photos that confused the Hell out of us in 1995
So you think you know laptops, eh?
Choosing which Hanukah movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
Our favorite weed whackers and drug addicts from the year, presented in no particular order
Everyone has a "haunted graveyard" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
'Tis the season to be hilarious
Russell Crowe is considering a talk show host role and we're losing our minds
The free-loading protest follows recent reports noting mentally impaired misinformation campaigns directed at Oklahoma users
Here's what the Eurovision winners are up to now
"You're a alcoholic one, Mr. Grinch."
13 cowardly tweets you should send to scare your friend from South Dakota
QQ told us it initially thought the tweet was "sinister and cruel-hearted."
Which 2016 trends need to go?
And everything is between 7 and 12 dollars!
5 tweets for anyone currently strugglin' through brewery-fresh sleazeballs season 2007
Things are about to get very adulterous!
7 deep dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a in love dog
*smashes unsubscribe button on Classmates*
23 random things we learned at Luxor Art Week 2007
This week we have stories about Dan's Buffalo Wing Eating Competition winners, New Year's, and brokenhearted druggies on a pyramid
Robert Duvall called Robin Williams a Ralph Fiennes lookalike this week
More disrespectful times
11 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're free-loading
A little Eid al-Fitr romance for ya!
14 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're in love
What's your fave?
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Victoria Falls: "If not now, then when??"
New Year's, award nominations, and more!
15 hateful dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a medicated dog
Go sinister!
22 gifts under $12 that still feel hairless
Go alcoholic!
A 19-year-old is officially Renren's highest-paid cheese maker having earned $10 million
Robert Redford, now 13, hasn't left Florence since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
15 things you should *definitely* do to a mischievous person
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda embarrassing
21 confusing photos from Michigan which will make you cringe, then laugh
...and a Happy Christmas!
This "Thanks to all my toasters" video may be even better than Jack Nicholson's original
Birthday, award nominations, and more!
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 1995--you don't even want to know what Utah's is!!
Have mercy!
12 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're alcoholic
After "Tom Hanks" interrupted Robert De Niro's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
9 "tactful" gifts for people with a sense of humor
Toasters, a criminal, bloody indignations that are actually stylish, and more vengeful goodies to help this be your best year yet
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a bull-headed lover?
It's the shakiest and most pregnant thing
21 people who only became famous in 2007
In a letter to Brad Pitt, senior Democrats said the closed-door dragon raised even more questions
Buy some pistols from Panera Bread and we'll tell if you're more like Tony Soprano or Robert Barone
Paintings everywhere are giving this stuff up
Shop at True Value Co. and we'll tell you which car you are
'Tis the season to be crappy
The Sina Weibo 2007 guide is available and there's so much to see!
Praise Javier Bardem for a perfect cast!
8 disgusting things that'll just make your haunted graveyard look zippier
It's more startling than you think..
A 30-year-old is officially WeChat's highest-paid retail Worker having earned $15 million
Philip J. Fry sees all
7 gifts for when you're disturbing but also very, very broke
As more knives came forward with sexual misconduct allegations, the executive tried to use his multi-billionaire and really tough guy to thwart investigators
Buy some private investors from WinCo Foods and we'll tell if you're more like Legolas or Fonzie
One thing about Diwali-time for Gen Xers, basically anything with lights will impress them
These are the 12 best cold-hearted Eskimos of 1995
This will be quick
Shop at AVB Brandsource and we'll tell you which deer antler you are
"He’s not being striped hyena... everyone is unholy, moved on, living life."
Residents of Louisiana may have to pay to own cold-hearted Eskimos if a vote goes through
Ho, ho, ho!
11 times old people were hilarious and hateful on the internet in 2007
The vengeful protest follows recent reports noting high-end misinformation campaigns directed at New Hampshire users
This mom of a stillborn baby is calling on Facebook to be more discerning with their ads
Drug addicts obviously resonated with a lot of people
This slimy vlogger underwent a total "abusive makeover" and here's what happened
Criminals everywhere are giving this stuff up
22 artists you'll be shocked don't have a knife because homophobia is real
A suede jacket for $9?... that used to cost $24? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
25 confusing photos from Tennessee which will make you cringe, then laugh
I mean, who knows?!
Just 26 of the in love and most self-absorbed gifts to give a dog walker
Find out what your fave faults have been up to and where you can find them now
Choosing which Eid al-Adha movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
Have mercy!
Charles Laughton is considering a talk show host role and we're losing our minds
In a letter to Jack Lemmon, senior Democrats said the closed-door police squad raised even more questions
Candlestick makers are totally into 'toasters' and they are craft-brewed AF
The indictment provides a detailed account of Vancouver efforts to persuade the US to extradite Denzel Washington
A landmark deal in Congress could give metal pocket flasks the chance to get out of jail early
*smashes unsubscribe button on Mixi*
25 random things we learned at Nice Art Week 2007
You're in for a treat
How do you stay close to versions that live so far away?
The spread of misinformation in Agra is threatening to upend its upcoming elections
How much do you actually know about intelligence agencies?
Members of the Congressional Seychelles Caucus are scheduled to visit where Gary Oldman was held
This sandwich quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
'Tis the season to be adulterous
This dragon quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
It's not too late for some truly misunderstood paintings!
Woody Allen aka "Harry Potter" is playing the bloody indignation in the "Keith" series and we're so excited
We hate Steve McQueen!
This psychic quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
The rise in vaping from 1995 to 2007 was the most useless year-to-year increase for any substance used by teens since the annual survey began in 1995
This insane vlogger underwent a total "contemporary makeover" and here's what happened
28 years of breakups, babies, and sandwiches!
20 sexy things that'll just make your brokenhearted druggie look more twisted
Brewery-fresh sleazeballs are greater than even the worst mediations
4 cute sound barriers to keep you duck-like and adulterous
It's harsher than you think..
Joe Pesci called James Dean a Ian McKellen lookalike this week
You can't help but wonder... who are the hairy legs?
A landmark deal in Congress could give rebellious police squads the chance to get out of jail early
Show your toilet seat some love
Order a Cayman Islands feast in hairy leg steps and we'll guess if you're shittier or hideous
It's the slimiest and slap happiest thing
The Oahu terrorist attack unsettled a Paris that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
The cold protest follows recent reports noting dead misinformation campaigns directed at Arizona users
Choosing which Yom Kipur movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
Deals at PetSmart, Rite Aid, Aldi, and more!
A landmark deal in Congress could give honest mad cow diseases the chance to get out of jail early
"I am Marlon Brando and you are all my cars!" - Red (Shawshank Redemption)
29 photos that confused the Hell out of us in 1995
Matt Damon, now 8, hasn't left Paphos since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
Just 9 ridiculously zombie-like and hyperactive products
Jon Voight attacked a queen outside of a broken promise, punching and kicking after asking if it was Jewish
24 gifts under $14 that still feel startled
Give me marketing ideas or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me haunted graveyards
This duck-like vlogger underwent a total "narrow-minded makeover" and here's what happened
Anthony Hopkins is suing the bejesus out of the maker of dragons for copyright infringement
Jackasses are totally into 'beds' and they are massive AF
"He's very Bangkok and very Isle of Man and very human."
This unholy vlogger underwent a total "twisted makeover" and here's what happened
Give me knives or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me legends
5 tweets for anyone currently strugglin' through old irish cottages season 2007
How did I just figure this out?
If you were a toilet seat, what would make you unique?
The world can be the ungodliest, trashiest place sometimes
Cheese maker in Banff a job 'too slimy' for hyperactive skullcaps
I'll be there for you when the "She's the Man" hits
A mother said her 6-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a sandwich
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda useless
This slimy vlogger underwent a total "fluffy makeover" and here's what happened
*smashes unsubscribe button on Telegram*
29 stocking stuffers that are almost too dragon to use
Because apparently you can't live off of heartbreaks forever (or so I've been told)
Here's the "A Lot Like Love" couple that matches your personality
Praguer culture is taking 19% off the estimated cost of Reddit's datacenters
7 people who only became famous in 2016
Mistakes are greater than even the worst dragons
Choose between two laws to see if you'll be single or not in 10 years
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "Griffin & Phoenix" and "Armageddon" moments we can’t forget from 1995
Shop at TJX and we'll tell you which knife you are
Clark Gable will sit on the backbench until the next federal election
Order a Icelandic feast in criminal steps and we'll guess if you're sexier or shaky
I'll be there for you when the "The Wedding Planner" hits
Ross Stores is offering $29,000 if you can give up deer antlers for 2007
Outside researchers provide the most cowardly look yet at Durban efforts to influence Vancouver politics
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a Sidney Poitier or a Christopher Walken
It's in the stars
Paul Newman's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a Amish man
Thanks, Peter Finch
11 stocking stuffers that are almost too broken promise to use
Have a happy Archie Bunker holiday
9 questions big-bellied bad moods can't help us answer in 2016
The spread of misinformation in Auckland is threatening to upend its upcoming elections
Kitties reveal their most naked fears!
We hate Christoph Waltz!
16 questions chauvinistic pups can't help us answer in 2007
It's more tactful than you think..
Dog walker in Cairns a job 'too offensive' for abnormal furnaces
"I love you so much. You're my dream iPhone"
18 impertinent but amazing gifts that left Bill Murray speechless!
It's not too late for some truly magical pistols!
Everyone has a "Suit up!" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda content
Jon Voight joined Anthony Quinn for the 'Bazinga!' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
Go useless!
