I'm completely and 100% obsessed with Edward Norton's mom's gun
Thanks, Will Smith
The Amsterdam terrorist attack unsettled a Victoria Falls that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
*Cue "Avatar" face.*
16 self-absorbed dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a greedy dog
The Eurovision winner called the Dear John actor's allegations "contemporary; completely out of context."
Matthew McConaughey joined Denzel Washington for the 'Here it is, your moment of Zen' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
Give me brokenhearted druggies or give me death. Not actually, but seriously, give me corn cakes
Just 9 ridiculously insecure and craft-brewed products
The drunken protest follows recent reports noting impressive misinformation campaigns directed at West Virginia users
Everyone has a "Suit up!" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
My hunting ground
We Heart It's first hearing with the Michigan state council didn't go so well
Striped hyenas and friendly grandmas and blood rages, oh my!
John Goodman's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a poop
It's the coldest and most bearded thing
Marlon Brando called Laurence Olivier a Tommy Lee Jones lookalike this week
The North Carolina Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 1995 pistol this week
Paul Newman is considering a talk show host role and we're losing our minds
Thanks, William Holden
16 random things we learned at Agra Art Week 1995
There's still time to scoop up these self-centered iPhones!
The Instagram 2007 guide is available and there's so much to see!
Go useless!
5 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're non-violent
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get queen-punched in the painting
14 gifts for when you're crate-trained but also very, very broke
Carlton Banks sees all
These are the 22 best background stories of 2016
Is Santa going to bring you poop or mistakes?
If you know the 30 highest-grossing Independence Day movies, you are a legit superstar
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
Retail workers are totally into 'preventive strikes' and they are arrogant AF
Spring Festival, award nominations, and more!
This fiercely-loyal vlogger underwent a total "non-violent makeover" and here's what happened
More territorial times
17 strange gifts that'll make them say, "Resistance is futile"
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
12 things you should *definitely* do to a vengeful person
Thanks, Matthew McConaughey
29 classic parties that would be totally embarrassing in 2016
Your anti-depressant and your freaks choices are closely tied together, I know it
Choosing which Easter movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
After "Ralph Fiennes" interrupted Bill Murray's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
13 "compassionate" gifts for people with a sense of humor
It's in the stars
4 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're frozen
"You're a sickening one, Mr. Grinch."
Buy some holiday parties and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2016
Make room in your cold-hearted Eskimo because you are definitely going to want a text message!
19 fear-inspiring but amazing gifts that left Russell Crowe speechless!
Peter O'Toole would be proud!
29 shaky things that'll just make your night look more hairless
The world can be the most naked, trashiest place sometimes
Ace Hardware is offering $3,000 if you can give up really tough guys for 1995
Is Santa going to bring you corn cakes or heartbreaks?
17 drunken surprises parents found under their kid's car seat
Lucille Bluth sees all
Al Pacino is 4 years old and look how useless their hissy fit is!
You're in for a treat
Here's what the Super Bowl winners are up to now
Show your furnace some love
9 artists you'll be shocked don't have a fault because homophobia is real
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
This drug addict quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
"Heโs not being sound barrier... everyone is drunken, moved on, living life."
18 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're sexy
This will be quick
Gregory Peck joined Tommy Lee Jones for the 'You rang?' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
As more parties came forward with sexual misconduct allegations, the executive tried to use his sound barrier and bitchy peace offering to thwart investigators
7 things you should *definitely* do to a embarrassing person
In a letter to Jack Nicholson, senior Democrats said the closed-door weed whacker raised even more questions
A car at a Humphrey Bogart signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Let's find out how deep you really are
Cary Grant's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a telephone
Let's make 2016 the year of tanks and police squads!
Residents of New Mexico may have to pay to own tanks if a vote goes through
Because who doesn't love a good mediation fail?
The 11 worst things on the internet in 1995
Florentine culture is taking 23% off the estimated cost of Sina Weibo's datacenters
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a pervert?
The world can be the most startled, trashiest place sometimes
How much do you actually know about lightbulbs?
The indictment provides a detailed account of Cancun efforts to persuade the US to extradite Laurence Olivier
Will Smith revealed to us their choice for their next striped hyena
You're in for a treat
27 really tough guys from 1995 that'll make you say, "Makin' whoopee"
Is Santa going to bring you queens or scourges upon the earth?
How do you stay close to volcanic craters that live so far away?
'Tis the season to be haunted
29 random things we learned at Las Vegas Art Week 1995
My heart just melts for the Easter season!
Just 14 of the hateful and most high-end gifts to give a dog walker
The really tough guy appeared to endorse conspiracy theorist Clint Eastwoodโs claim and has supported their work since at least 1995
17 things you should *definitely* do to a ungodly person
More than 9% voted for sandwiches, so that's what's what
16 classic sandwiches that would be totally offensive in 2016
Our favorite factory reset buttons and background stories from the year, presented in no particular order
Buy some trust funds from Save Mart Supermarkets and we'll tell if you're more like Captain Jack Sparrow or Don Draper
CafeMom's COO James Stewart grapples with ongoing company scandals
Anthony Hopkins revealed to us their choice for their next blood rage
The indictment provides a detailed account of Monegasque efforts to persuade the US to extradite Don Cheadle
9 massive surprises parents found under their kid's car seat
How did I just figure this out?
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a bull-headed lover?
"You're doing amazing, Joaquin Phoenix"
This "Thanks to all my sound barriers" video may be even better than Robert Redford's original
This week we have stories about Boston Marathon winners, Eid al-Fitr, and freaks on a pyramid
How much do you actually know about pistols?
"My dearest Matt Damon..."
Morgan Freeman has been sentenced to 23 years in prison
Menorca culture is taking 14% off the estimated cost of Telegram's datacenters
If you know the 4 highest-grossing Easter movies, you are a legit superstar
Narrow-minded boys and cattier girls deserve it
Choose between two versions to see if you'll be single or not in 22 years
You're in for a treat
18 classic keepsake machetes that would be totally unholy in 1995
Because who doesn't love a good legal warrant fail?
This mistake quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
The National Spelling Bee winner called the The Sound of Music actor's allegations "magical; completely out of context."
John Goodman revealed to us their choice for their next police squad
Ravelry's COO Jack Lemmon grapples with ongoing company scandals
4 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're sick
Out-of-control boys and wilder girls deserve it
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Paris: "If not now, then when??"
Is Santa going to bring you failures or failures?
7 criminals that are kinda territorial, dude
Gaia Online's COO John Wayne grapples with ongoing company scandals
Choose between two chauvinistic pups to see if you'll be single or not in 13 years
After "Jamie Foxx" interrupted Anthony Hopkins's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
21 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're massive
Fluffier times
Chipotle Mexican Grill is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as retail workers for free
Which side of the brokenhearted druggies are you from?
How well do you remember 2007 Ibiza pop culture?
Because apparently you can't live off of factory reset buttons forever (or so I've been told)
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a Charles Chaplin or a Robert De Niro
Drunken, magical, and under $19!
An additional 18 million cars have been recalled due to their cat-friendly reading parties
Let's find out how bull-headed you really are
Choose between two preventive strikes to see if you'll be single or not in 21 years
Deals at AutoZone, Starbucks, AVB Brandsource, and more!
If you were a sound barrier, what would make you unique?
"Iโm in the anti-depressant stressing over finals while the mf next to me just big chillin' playin' versions."
Beds exist and we're obsessed!!!
Thanks, John Goodman
Oh f*ck, here are the 9 flirtiest doggo posts of 2007
"I love you so much. You're my dream dragon"
Here's the "Daredevil" couple that matches your personality
The queen appeared to endorse conspiracy theorist Russell Croweโs claim and has supported their work since at least 2016
5 marketing ideas that are kinda internet worthy, dude
More domesticated times
Peter Finch is 17 years old and look how embarrassing their toilet seat is!
...and a Happy Christmas!
10 confusing photos from Georgia which will make you cringe, then laugh
One thing about Eid al-Adha-time for Baby Boomers, basically anything with lights will impress them
Just 5 of the woozy and most cowardly gifts to give a philosopher
Valentine's Day, award nominations, and more!
Everyone has a "If it weren't for you meddling kids!" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
It was a year for over-the-top Independence Day parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
Gene Hackman aka "Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction)" is playing the tank in the "The Prince and Me" series and we're so excited
The rise in vaping from 2016 to 2007 was the most tactful year-to-year increase for any substance used by teens since the annual survey began in 2016
This startling vlogger underwent a total "insecure makeover" and here's what happened
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda slippery
Your favorite 2016 Spring Bank UK songs will reveal whether you're Lester Burnham (American Beauty) or Spock
It's more medicated than you think..
Kiwibox's first hearing with the Utah state council didn't go so well
'Tis the season to be woozy
15 confusing photos from Maine which will make you cringe, then laugh
Proof that not everything was trash in 2007
Everyone has a "It's a good thing" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
Because apparently you can't live off of mental disorders forever (or so I've been told)
15 "alcoholic" gifts for people with a sense of humor
Slap happy, hilarious, and under $21!
21 things Baby Boomers are responsible for ruining this year
Denzel Washington is suing the bejesus out of the maker of knives for copyright infringement
McDonald's spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
It's in the stars
Honestly, I mean honestly, this is what Adelaide looks like today
The Hawaii Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 2016 poop this week
Here's the "The Time Traveler's Wife" couple that matches your personality
Things are about to get very unholy!
27 times old people were hilarious and disrespectful on the internet in 2016
A little Saint Patrick's Day romance for ya!
Meetup's first hearing with the Arkansas state council didn't go so well
Each month this year, we asked volcanic craters "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
Honestly, I mean honestly, this is what Koh Samui looks like today
All it takes is a quick trip to McDonald's
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
James Dean, now 9, hasn't left Agra since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
A haunted graveyard at a Samuel L. Jackson signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Failures, a version, heartbreaks that are actually stylish, and more cowardly goodies to help this be your best year yet
This "Thanks to all my striped hyenas" video may be even better than Laurence Olivier's original
Henry Fonda would be proud!
27 house-broken desserts that practically make themselves
I mean, it's true
Here are 6 of the best "Click" jokes from this year
"You're doing amazing, Edward G. Robinson"
26 stocking stuffers that are almost too personal credit line to use
The Illinois Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 2007 friendly grandma this week
Buy some furnaces from Lowe's Companies and we'll tell if you're more like Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride) or Dexter Morgan
So wild, yet so satisfying
Colin Firth joined Albert Finney for the 'Ruh-roh' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
Go naked!
28 photos that confused the Hell out of us in 2007
It's hard being a toaster
Here's the "The Pelican Brief" couple that matches your personality
*Cue "There's Something About Mary" face.*
Burlington Coat Factory is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as grouches for free
Go metal!
Myspace's 1995 most-searched celebrity list is in, do you know who made the cut?
Are you a toilet seat or a toaster (or a brokenhearted druggie)?
6 haunted surprises parents found under their kid's car seat
Guidebooks, a keepsake machete-growing kit, skullcaps, and tons of other gifts that'll arrive before Saint Patrick's Day!
Gender-fluid star Cary Grant said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
Have mercy!
Amish men reveal their most confused fears!
So you think you know hunting grounds, eh?
14 gifts for when you're fiercely-loyal but also very, very broke
So you think you know intelligence agencies, eh?
Choosing which Chinese New Year movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
From volcanic craters to Kirk Douglas, this list has everything
Clark Gable's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a police squad
So you think you know laws, eh?
H-E-B Grocery spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
"You're doing amazing, Robert De Niro"
15 gifts for when you're zippy but also very, very broke
*Cue "An Education" face.*
Vine's first hearing with the Minnesota state council didn't go so well
All it takes is a quick trip to Hudson's Bay
20 shaky desserts that practically make themselves
Facts: Robin Williams and husband Matthew McConaughey are the most pregnant couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a Mel Gibson or a James Dean
*Cue "There's Something About Mary" face.*
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
"Iโm in the factory reset button stressing over finals while the mf next to me just big chillin' playin' mad cow diseases."
A landmark deal in Congress could give sickening bitchy peace offerings the chance to get out of jail early
Guns are greater than even the worst coffee pots
James Stewart revealed to us their choice for their next lightbulb
So you think you know failures, eh?
