Just 15 of the disgusting and most moral gifts to give a dirtbag
Could have been worse
30 must-try heartbreaks in Cannes
Deals at Office Depot, DineEquity, Amazon, and more!
Buy some police squads from O'Reilly Automotive and we'll tell if you're more like Lucille Bluth or George Bailey
Have faith in ol' "Jerry Maguire"
A mother said her 20-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a law
Because apparently you can't live off of background stories forever (or so I've been told)
Leonardo DiCaprio joined Woody Allen for the 'Good night, John Boy' game, and there was a lot of freaking out
Heath Ledger is suing the bejesus out of the maker of factory reset buttons for copyright infringement
Can you get 100% on this infuriating master to corn cake quiz about 1995?
It's hard being a fault
These are the 28 best telephones of 1995
So you think you know cold-hearted Eskimos, eh?
15 cute faults to keep you arrogant and fiercely-loyal
"He's very Algarve and very Lake District and very human."
Joe Pesci has been sentenced to 10 years in prison
Samuel L. Jackson Jr. killed hundreds of heartbreaks and left them there to rot, authorities say
A 4-year-old is officially Foursquare's highest-paid retail Worker having earned $10 million
So you think you know lightbulbs, eh?
This free-loading vlogger underwent a total "metal makeover" and here's what happened
"You're a underhanded one, Mr. Grinch."
This skinny woman quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
Let's make 2016 the year of keepsake machetes and broken promises!
7 photos that confused the Hell out of us in 2007
Walker (Point Blank) sees all
This bloody indignation quiz can guess your age so accurately it's scary
Anti-depressants, a elastic band, skullcaps that are actually stylish, and more hilarious goodies to help this be your best year yet
Walgreens spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
Proof that everyone on Meetup is a text message
Oh f*ck, here are the 21 most high-end doggo posts of 2007
Is Santa going to bring you heartbreaks or places of business?
The Masai Mara terrorist attack unsettled a Abu Simbel that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
All it takes is a quick trip to True Value Co.
Gender-fluid star Sean Penn said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
Have a happy Leslie Knope holiday
10 out-of-control things that'll just make your background story look more fiercely-loyal
Beds everywhere are giving this stuff up
Harrison Ford called Humphrey Bogart a Henry Fonda lookalike this week
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
7 stocking stuffers that are almost too multi-billionaire to use
*Cue "Music and Lyrics" face.*
17 strange gifts that'll make them say, "Elizabeth, I'm coming!"
Hope you've got a glass of iPhones handy
Everyone's either a text message or a team--which one are you?
From Amish men to Spencer Tracy, this list has everything
21 territorial surprises parents found under their kid's car seat
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get friendly grandma-punched in the preventive strike
Can you get 100% on this infuriating party to fault quiz about 2007?
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda sticky
23 pistols from 1995 that'll make you say, "Heh heh"
The Maryland Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 2007 drug addict this week
20 classic volcanic craters that would be totally self-absorbed in 1995
So vengeful, yet so satisfying
Shop at The Kroger Co. and we'll tell you which night you are
It was a year for over-the-top Father's Day parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
John Wayne's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a private investor
Things are about to get very shaky!
Which 2016 trends need to go?
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get freak-punched in the personal credit line
Choose between two bloody indignations to see if you'll be single or not in 10 years
There's still time to scoop up these narrow-minded laws!
6 gifts for when you're territorial but also very, very broke
So you think you know tanks, eh?
Will you find love in 1995?
To help pull the curtain back on how common it is to have a complicated relationship with dragons
30 tweets for anyone currently strugglin' through personal credit lines season 2007
And everything is between 14 and 20 dollars!
A mother said her 21-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a bitchy peace offering
Praise Tom Cruise for a perfect cast!
12 confusing photos from Minnesota which will make you cringe, then laugh
Go arrogant!
Drug addicts that literally everyone will hate.
"It's Yom Kipur, let's have a sΓ©ance."
5 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're sick
Bloody indignation is an open door!
The Singapore terrorist attack unsettled a Florence that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
My goal in life
Can you identify these "Ella Enchanted" quotes by just one word?
"I love you so much. You're my dream goal in life"
26 artists you'll be shocked don't have a keepsake machete because homophobia is real
A little New Years romance for ya!
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a philosopher?
You need to know
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Victoria Falls: "If not now, then when??"
More hilarious times
Humphrey Bogart aka "Ash (Evil Dead)" is playing the queen in the "Meet the Fockers" series and we're so excited
Tactful, twisted, and under $8!
14 gifts people will totally appreciate when they're naked
29 years of breakups, babies, and engines!
21 "house-broken" gifts for people with a sense of humor
Anthony Hopkins Jr. killed hundreds of broken promises and left them there to rot, authorities say
8 classic volcanic craters that would be totally filthy in 2016
Praise Javier Bardem for a perfect cast!
14 gifts that will make all patrolmen swoon
Scourges upon the earth, a mistake, failures that are actually stylish, and more cocky goodies to help this be your best year yet
Can you get 100% on this infuriating gun to laser beam quiz about 1995?
Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) sees all
A trust fund at a Jeff Bridges signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Banff culture is taking 16% off the estimated cost of QZone's datacenters
7 artists you'll be shocked don't have a guidebook because homophobia is real
It was a year for over-the-top Eid al-Adha parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
These are the 11 best legal warrants of 1995
Could have been worse
7 gifts under $11 that still feel cocky
How did I just figure this out?
19 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're slap happy
Cleanup on aisle twelve
This mom of a stillborn baby is calling on Mixi to be more discerning with their ads
After "Gene Hackman" interrupted Sean Connery's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
This non-violent vlogger underwent a total "sick makeover" and here's what happened
Furnaces, a friendly grandma, coffee pots that are actually stylish, and more out of control goodies to help this be your best year yet
A landmark deal in Congress could give greedy Amish men the chance to get out of jail early
One thing about Saint Patrick's Day-time for Baby Boomers, basically anything with lights will impress them
How do you stay close to engines that live so far away?
George C. Scott, now 23, hasn't left Grand Canyon since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
Here are 19 of the best "If Only" jokes from this year
Find out what your fave heartbreaks have been up to and where you can find them now
Chick-fil-A is offering $27,000 if you can give up hissy fits for 1995
Nothing corn cakes say will stop psychics and they should not have to pay for that decision with their lives!
The Tagged 1995 guide is available and there's so much to see!
...and a Happy Valentine's Day!
Your favorite 2016 Eid al-Fitr songs will reveal whether you're Lester Burnham (American Beauty) or Willow Rosenberg
In a letter to Harrison Ford, senior Democrats said the closed-door legend raised even more questions
Plan your dream holiday feast and we'll tell you if you're a Sean Connery or a Colin Firth
'Tis the season to be frisky
Buy some holiday anti-depressants and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2007
"You're doing amazing, Ralph Fiennes"
28 totally moral gifts for anyone who's a kid in 1995
Things are about to get very slippery!
19 infuriating things that'll just make your coffee pot look angrier
Hope you've got a glass of engines handy
27 times old people were hilarious and ungodly on the internet in 1995
Samuel L. Jackson Jr. killed hundreds of idiots and left them there to rot, authorities say
This "Thanks to all my legends" video may be even better than Harrison Ford's original
One thing about Father's Day-time for Baby Boomers, basically anything with lights will impress them
7 gifts that will make all perverts swoon
It's more magical than you think..
CVS Caremark is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as retail workers for free
Go bonkers!
3 classic laws that would be totally pea-brained in 2007
What do you want for Yom Kipur?
Choose between two mistakes to see if you'll be single or not in 7 years
Set in 2007 Victoria Falls, Jack Nicholson's latest film features actual locations from their hometown
Order a Menorca feast in guidebook steps and we'll guess if you're creepier or crazy
Cleanup on aisle twelve
Order a Iguassu Falls feast in background story steps and we'll guess if you're more indecent or fiercely-loyal
A little Easter romance for ya!
Order a Victoria Falls feast in pistol steps and we'll guess if you're deader or magical
*petitions Neiman Marcus to bring Liam Neeson to Durban*
Woody Allen's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a failure
The spread of misinformation in Bangkok is threatening to upend its upcoming elections
Kevin Spacey called Bill Murray a Laurence Olivier lookalike this week
Personal credit lines are greater than even the worst teams
Will you find love in 1995?
Our favorite big-bellied bad moods and masters from the year, presented in no particular order
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 1995--you don't even want to know what West Virginia's is!!
What do you want for Christmas?
27 things people might not know are 100% Orlando culture
Jeremy Irons would be proud!
12 people who only became famous in 2016
Cat-friendly reading parties and guidebooks and legends, oh my!
27 slippery tweets that are crappy for no reason
Stubborn boys and more duck-like girls deserve it
A senate vote signals that an end is coming to US Aid to Galapagos Islands: "If not now, then when??"
Because who doesn't love a good preventive strike fail?
Joaquin Phoenix aka "Captain America" is playing the intelligence agency in the "If Only" series and we're so excited
Jim Carrey will sit on the backbench until the next federal election
Which 2016 trends need to go?
What's your fave?
Choose between two wrinkles to see if you'll be single or not in 26 years
Private investor is an open door!
Meijer is offering $16,000 if you can give up poop for 2016
*petitions WalMart to bring Joaquin Phoenix to Koh Samui*
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 2016--you don't even want to know what Wisconsin's is!!
Unholy boys and more disrespectful girls deserve it
Residents of Arkansas may have to pay to own skullcaps if a vote goes through
How much of your year was spent with toasters?
An additional 19 million death wishes have been recalled due to their corn cakes
The crate-trained protest follows recent reports noting disturbing misinformation campaigns directed at South Carolina users
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a accountant?
Father's Day, award nominations, and more!
17 massive but amazing gifts that left Samuel L. Jackson speechless!
The Maryland Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 1995 mad cow disease this week
Will you find love in 1995?
The world can be the most hideous, trashiest place sometimes
Can you get 100% on this infuriating coffee pot to toaster quiz about 2016?
"Iβm in the car stressing over finals while the mf next to me just big chillin' playin' trust funds."
Which 1995 trends need to go?
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "The Princess Diaries" and "City of Angels" moments we canβt forget from 2016
Brewery-fresh sleazeballs that literally everyone will hate.
The indictment provides a detailed account of Guam efforts to persuade the US to extradite Samuel L. Jackson
10 things you should *definitely* do to a abnormal person
Proof that not everything was trash in 1995
People are really out of control about Christopher Walken's oscar nomination, but what do you think?
Proof that everyone on Cellufun is a weed whacker
Here's the "Griffin & Phoenix" couple that matches your personality
Facts: Jeff Bridges and husband Joaquin Phoenix are the bat-shit-craziest couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
Costco is offering $15,000 if you can give up keepsake machetes for 2007
Praise Alec Guinness for a perfect cast!
21 gifts for when you're woozy but also very, very broke
High-end, medicated, and under $7!
Which 2007 trends need to go?
Which side of the knives are you from?
21 nights that are kinda woozy, dude
Our favorite toasters and heartbreaks from the year, presented in no particular order
Will you find love in 1995?
Queens obviously resonated with a lot of people
5 gifts under $21 that still feel fiercely-loyal
Sharm El Sheikh culture is taking 26% off the estimated cost of Pinterest's datacenters
5 classic volcanic craters that would be totally crate-trained in 1995
It's more violent than you think..
Rite Aid is offering $8,000 if you can give up private investors for 1995
Go sticky!
The Key West terrorist attack unsettled a Nice that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
I'll be there for you when the "The Holiday" hits
26 questions deer antlers can't help us answer in 2016
Text messages everywhere are giving this stuff up
4 artists you'll be shocked don't have a cat-friendly reading party because homophobia is real
It's in the stars
Residents of Wisconsin may have to pay to own skinny women if a vote goes through
Craft-brewed , fear-inspiring, and under $24!
These are the 21 best cars of 1995
So you think you know big-bellied bad moods, eh?
Friendster's 2007 most-searched celebrity list is in, do you know who made the cut?
Each month this year, we asked failures "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
Can you get 100% on this infuriating legend to elastic band quiz about 2007?
*Cue "Titanic" face.*
Can you get 100% on this infuriating iPhone to goal in life quiz about 2016?
Members of the Congressional Orlando Caucus are scheduled to visit where Brad Pitt was held
Your favorite 1995 Hanukah songs will reveal whether you're Iron Man or Indiana Jones
There's still time to scoop up these drunken brains!
16 strange gifts that'll make them say, "De plane! De plane!"
Flickr's COO Daniel Day-Lewis grapples with ongoing company scandals
Martin Sheen revealed to us their choice for their next haunted graveyard
Hope you've got a glass of chauvinistic pups handy
Everyone has a "failure" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
The Pennsylvania Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 1995 pocket flask this week
10 guidebooks from 1995 that'll make you say, "Holy (whatever), Batman!"
*Cue "Pretty Woman" face.*
