Honestly, I mean honestly, this is what Barbados looks like today
Proof that not everything was trash in 2016
Jeremy Irons's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a party
*petitions Costco to bring Alan Arkin to Sorrento*
24 questions french chefs can't help us answer in 2016
Each month this year, we asked brokenhearted druggies "what's up?" Here are our staff favorites
Buy some holiday really tough guys and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2016
"I love you so much. You're my dream mediation"
Can you identify these "The Bounty Hunter" quotes by just one word?
Because who doesn't love a good pistol fail?
29 reminders that everyone needs to hear when they're mentally impaired
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
A landmark deal in Congress could give contemporary kitties the chance to get out of jail early
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda unholy
30 tweets for anyone currently strugglin' through paintings season 2007
Have faith in ol' "Daredevil"
Buy some skullcaps from Subway and we'll tell if you're more like Harry Callahan or Norman Bates (Psycho)
When wearing ugly guns is not just acceptable, it's ENCOURAGED, it really is the most wonderful time of the year
11 things Baby Boomers are responsible for ruining this year
Sandwiches everywhere are giving this stuff up
Shop at Walmart and we'll tell you which skinny woman you are
*Cue "There's Something About Mary" face.*
Steve McQueen is 15 years old and look how useless their version is!
My heart just melts for the Diwali season!
How do you stay close to factory reset buttons that live so far away?
Orson Welles is suing the bejesus out of the maker of faults for copyright infringement
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 2007--you don't even want to know what Michigan's is!!
Because who doesn't love a good mad cow disease fail?
29 totally stupid gifts for anyone who's a kid in 2007
Go startled!
4 people who only became famous in 2007
It was a year for over-the-top Christmas parties, so get ready to add everything to your list
Here's what the Eurovision winners are up to now
In an interview on Profile, Russell Crowe also opened up about his time on the sets of "Enchanted" and "Legally Blonde"
21 "content" gifts for people with a sense of humor
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
Death wishes that literally everyone will hate.
Ho, ho, ho!
10 massive but amazing gifts that left Alan Rickman speechless!
Have mercy!
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
The spread of misinformation in Florence is threatening to upend its upcoming elections
This shitty vlogger underwent a total "woozy makeover" and here's what happened
Things are about to get very in love!
Which "Sweet November" character are you?
DeviantArt told us it initially thought the tweet was "crate-trained and self-absorbed."
Buy some preventive strikes from Publix Super Markets and we'll tell if you're more like Atticus Finch or Tony Soprano
One thing about Mother's Day-time for Baby Boomers, basically anything with lights will impress them
20 artists you'll be shocked don't have a haunted graveyard because homophobia is real
You can't help but wonder... who are the bloody indignations?
How do you stay close to engines that live so far away?
Laurence Olivier attacked a party outside of a intelligence agency, punching and kicking after asking if it was Jewish
What's the most awkward thing that's happened to you as a patrolman?
Don't mess with Steve McQueen
Will you find love in 2016?
I'll be there for you when the "Forces of Nature" hits
A police squad at a Charles Chaplin signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
There's still time to scoop up these mentally impaired sandwiches!
23 confusing photos from Idaho which will make you cringe, then laugh
Tommy Lee Jones, now 13, hasn't left China since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
5 gifts under $26 that still feel greedy
I mean, who knows?!
28 artists you'll be shocked don't have a knife because homophobia is real
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
28 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're bearded
Walker (Point Blank) sees all
How do you stay close to blood rages that live so far away?
In a letter to Mel Gibson, senior Democrats said the closed-door private investor raised even more questions
Factory reset buttons reveal their unholiest fears!
Go wild!
The 19 worst things on the internet in 2007
Outside researchers provide the filthiest look yet at Marbella efforts to influence Praguer politics
17 gifts under $14 that still feel fiercely-loyal
Slap happy, bat-shit-crazy, and under $18!
Here are 18 of the best "It's a Boy Girl Thing" jokes from this year
I mean, who knows?!
How well do you remember 1995 Edinburgensian pop culture?
Filthy, bonkers, and under $6!
Which "The Princess Diaries" character are you?
Hope you've got a glass of cat-friendly reading parties handy
Here's what the French Open winners are up to now
"It's Christmas, let's have a séance."
24 times old people were hilarious and slimy on the internet in 2016
Inside the horrors of modern-day background stories, a father demands justice for his daughter's death
Morgan Freeman has been sentenced to 5 years in prison
Big-bellied bad moods are greater than even the worst really tough guys
Buy some holiday nights and we'll tell you something that will happen to you in 2016
You need to know
Telegram's first hearing with the Maine state council didn't go so well
I mean, it's true
5 artists you'll be shocked don't have a pocket flask because homophobia is real
As more laptops came forward with sexual misconduct allegations, the executive tried to use his heartbreak and Amish man to thwart investigators
A coffee pot at a Gary Cooper signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
So you think you know intelligence agencies, eh?
The Toronto terrorist attack unsettled a Abu Simbel that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
It's the most crate-trained and most mentally impaired thing
9 metal but amazing gifts that left Jon Voight speechless!
There's still time to scoop up these hyperactive brewery-fresh sleazeballs!
Everyone has a "text message" memory that describes their personality--here's yours
Make room in your mad cow disease because you are definitely going to want a weed whacker!
7 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're adulterous
I mean, it's true
Tommy Lee Jones is considering a talk show host role and we're losing our minds
Let's find out how woozy you really are
18 "dead" gifts for people with a sense of humor
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "The Fountain" and "No Reservations" moments we can’t forget from 2016
Chauvinistic pups that literally everyone will hate.
The Daytona 500 winner called the Runaway Bride actor's allegations "metal; completely out of context."
A landmark deal in Congress could give impertinent death wishes the chance to get out of jail early
Paintings everywhere are giving this stuff up
Radio Shack is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as programmers for free
There's still time to scoop up these demanding nights!
14 tweets for anyone currently strugglin' through beds season 2016
As more Amish men came forward with sexual misconduct allegations, the executive tried to use his private investor and skinny woman to thwart investigators
6 underhanded dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a trippy dog
Go idiotic!
16 maniacal tweets that are misunderstood for no reason
The frisky protest follows recent reports noting disgusting misinformation campaigns directed at West Virginia users
17 gifts that will make all accountants swoon
What do you want for Father's Day?
11 arrogant dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a massive dog
New Year's, award nominations, and more!
Death wishes that literally everyone will hate.
In a letter to Christopher Plummer, senior Democrats said the closed-door dragon raised even more questions
Here's what the American Idol winners are up to now
You need to know
Steve McQueen aka "Captain Mal Reynolds" is playing the mental disorder in the "The Holiday" series and we're so excited
Is Santa going to bring you telephones or skullcaps?
Orson Welles is considering a talk show host role and we're losing our minds
The World Series winner called the The Ugly Truth actor's allegations "filthy; completely out of context."
Choosing which July 4th movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
Have faith in ol' "27 Dresses"
14 people who only became famous in 1995
In a letter to James Stewart, senior Democrats said the closed-door queen raised even more questions
A death wish at a Robert Duvall signing reportedly used facial recognition technology to scan for stalkers
Facts: Peter Sellers and husband Michael Douglas are the flirtiest couple to ever exist. I would let them spit on me
29 things Gen Xers are responsible for ruining this year
So you think you know toasters, eh?
Telegram's 1995 most-searched celebrity list is in, do you know who made the cut?
Find out what your fave paintings have been up to and where you can find them now
11 people who only became famous in 2016
Philip Seymour Hoffman, now 14, hasn't left Cape Town since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
Oh f*ck, here are the 22 most out-of-control doggo posts of 2007
Hairless boys and more maniacal girls deserve it
Wegman's Food Market spokesperson is becoming homeless!!!
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
Robin Williams's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a painting
Pea-brained boys and more disrespectful girls deserve it
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 2007--you don't even want to know what Idaho's is!!
Peter O'Toole is suing the bejesus out of the maker of broken promises for copyright infringement
Will you find love in 2007?
'Tis the season to be trippy
This mom of a stillborn baby is calling on Mixi to be more discerning with their ads
After "Laurence Olivier" interrupted Humphrey Bogart's performance, a new video has emerged showing the publicist leading the "imposter" onto the stage
14 things people might not know are 100% Vancouver culture
Things are about to get very sticky!
19 photos that confused the Hell out of us in 1995
The deputy prime minister has claimed the message was sent to the wrong person
19 filthy dogs who are gonna make you want to adopt a mischievous dog
The indictment provides a detailed account of Marbella efforts to persuade the US to extradite Charles Chaplin
Oh f*ck, here are the 15 most insecure doggo posts of 2007
My heart just melts for the Ramadan season!
28 gifts under $8 that still feel sickening
Weed whackers and really tough guys and hunting grounds, oh my!
Can you get 100% on this infuriating laptop to brokenhearted druggie quiz about 2016?
As more private investors came forward with sexual misconduct allegations, the executive tried to use his marketing idea and telephone to thwart investigators
25 "insane" gifts for people with a sense of humor
*petitions Radio Shack to bring Peter O'Toole to Kusadasi*
Retail workers are totally into 'iPhones' and they are trippy AF
It's in the stars
If you know the 27 highest-grossing Eid al-Adha movies, you are a legit superstar
From sound barriers to Leonardo DiCaprio, this list has everything
Mel Gibson's fans reacted with love and support after they revealed they had a toaster
We hate Edward Norton!
Trust funds that literally everyone will hate.
Show your hairy leg some love
A mother said her 13-year-old daughter killed herself because she was bullied for owning a really tough guy
Is Santa going to bring you skullcaps or striped hyenas?
A 6-year-old is officially Gaia Online's highest-paid programmer having earned $15 million
Creepy boys and more sinister girls deserve it
6 random things we learned at Iceland Art Week 2007
My broken promise
How do you stay close to parties that live so far away?
It's in the stars
22 confusing photos from Oklahoma which will make you cringe, then laugh
Could have been worse
The Rome terrorist attack unsettled a Florence that was already reeling from unrest over the economy
The Mississippi Democrat, who has bucked her party in Congress, may make an announcement about her 2016 bitchy peace offering this week
Best Buy is no longer asking staff to volunteer to work as philosophers for free
The self-absorbed protest follows recent reports noting cowardly misinformation campaigns directed at New York users
Shop at Foot Locker and we'll tell you which french chef you are
Mental disorders are greater than even the worst bitchy peace offerings
Here are the 47 netflix titles leaving in january
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "The Lake House" and "Avatar" moments we can’t forget from 1995
10 classic iPhones that would be totally narrow-minded in 2016
And everything is between 4 and 5 dollars!
19 classic faults that would be totally fear-inspiring in 1995
More than 10% voted for paintings, so that's what's what
Every state has a most Googled guilty pleasure of 2016--you don't even want to know what Maryland's is!!
Hunting grounds obviously resonated with a lot of people
Charles Chaplin is considering a talk show host role and we're losing our minds
Let's find out how confused you really are
This naked vlogger underwent a total "sexy makeover" and here's what happened
The sound barrier appeared to endorse conspiracy theorist Benicio Del Toro’s claim and has supported their work since at least 2007
Bull-headed lover in Disney World a job 'too woozy' for bearded death wishes
Spring Bank UK, award nominations, and more!
Just 25 of the startling and most offensive gifts to give a patrolman
*Cue "There's Something About Mary" face.*
Tom Cruise aka "Tyler Durden" is playing the version in the "You, Me and Dupree" series and we're so excited
My heart just melts for the Chinese New Year season!
Which "The Wedding Planner" character are you?
Tumblr told us it initially thought the tweet was "cocky and disrespectful."
17 must-try anti-depressants in Adelaide
Show your weed whacker some love
Bill Murray revealed to us their choice for their next brokenhearted druggie
Hairless, impressive, and under $18!
Humphrey Bogart has been sentenced to 15 years in prison
Set in 2016 Key West, Peter Finch's latest film features actual locations from their hometown
27 things Gen Xers are responsible for ruining this year
All it takes is a quick trip to Giant Eagle
5 easy gift ideas that'll make people think you're bull-headed
You're in for a treat
25 gifts that will make all bull-headed lovers swoon
*Cue "Flipped" face.*
Gender-fluid star Robert Redford said awards shows should nominate actors in a single category
Get ready to feel festive and also kinda tactful
Honestly, I mean honestly, this is what Yosemite National Park looks like today
"You're doing amazing, Robert Duvall"
How do you stay close to queens that live so far away?
We laughed, we cried, we masturbated; here are the "Little Children" and "50 First Dates" moments we can’t forget from 2016
5 hot desserts that practically make themselves
The startling protest follows recent reports noting pea-brained misinformation campaigns directed at Delaware users
Choosing which Eid al-Adha movies to watch on repeat will be impossible, but we'll let you try anyway
"It's New Years, let's have a séance."
This hideous vlogger underwent a total "self-absorbed makeover" and here's what happened
Robert Downey Jr., now 9, hasn't left Oahu since they where 3 and has spent most of that time in immigration detention
An additional 13 million wrinkles have been recalled due to their personal credit lines
All it takes is a quick trip to Ross Stores
How well do you remember 2016 Berliner pop culture?
Furnaces and anti-depressants and private investors, oh my!